MOM & HL V BATTERSEA PARK RANGERS 07/02


A 6-4 win saw the Albion overcoming their bogey team with a long overdue victory.

Charlie's pre-match meal, "mmmm".

Charlie’s pre-match meal, “mmmm”.

A classy performance saw many impressive individual performances; however the Man of the Match award was dominated by 3 players. Charlie came in third with a single vote, Duncan was second with 3 votes but the way out winner was Josh with 6 votes. Another vintage performance from Josh saw him dominate the midfield and he even produced a 30 yard lob whilst the BPR keeper was on one of his many forays out of goal.

Josh also featured in this week’s Henri Leconte, picking up a vote for being registered as 18 and therefore bringing the overall squad average age artificially down to 34. The whole team also received a vote for a combined age in the mid to high 400’s, with 4 of the players having already hit 40.

Being one of the 40 year old’s, Bill tried denying his age by turning up dressed as Avril Lavigne’s long lost lover wearing a full skater boy outfit.

The oppo keeper picked up a vote for an erratic performance which gifted the Albion at least 3 goals and this then allowed Walter to pick up a vote himself, by confirming that he fully deserved last week’s accolade as the “best black goalie in South London” ™.

However, the week’s winner was Charlie who produced and devoured a pre-game meal of completely decomposed food.

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