Jonny Hobson

The “Hob Nob” finally shows us all how to correctly spell his first name and tells us why its important to alway look after your balls.

Name: Jonny Hobson

Age: 27

Height: 5ft 10

Previous clubs: Fforde Grene FC (Leeds), Guiseley FC, Wakefield FC, Garforth Town

Club you support: Man Utd

Favourite food: Chicken…. any meat (exc. Donner!)

Favourite film: City Of God

Favourite TV programme: Football Focus

Favourite player: Messi

Player you are most like: Thierry Henry

Do you have any non-Albion nicknames: Hob-Nob

Best subject at school: P.E

Superstitions: Head must be shaved within 48hrs before k.o……….improves aerodynamics

Career highlight: Playing in the Sunday FA Cup Semi Final 2009……..Lost 2-1, gutted, final was at Anfield on my birthday.

Favourite music: Hip-Hop

Other job: College Teacher/Learning Support

How do you psyche yourself up for Albion games: MOTD and Music in the morning

Best piece of footballing advice: Look after the ball; it’s precious, and play what you can see.

Favourite football game of all time: Man Utd 8 – 2 Arsenal

Favourite drink: Cappucino

Pre-match meal: Porridge and banana, if not snickers and red bull

Worst football pundit: Lawro and Pleat

Pin-up: Henry

All time greatest football team: (Starting 11)

GK- Schmeichel

DF- Maldini, Stam, Thuram

MF- Viera, C.Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Iniesta,

FW- Henry, Ronaldo, Messi

Since 2008, Albion has raised
£10,949.86
"Giving the keeper an early touch since 1962."
CLUB HONOURS

Champions, First Division, 1984/85 Champions, First Division, 1991/92 Champions, First Division, 2010/11 Champions, Buenner Cup, 2000
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