Read all about Albion’s new Arsenal supporting – funny that – striker and find out why Jon Roberts might soon have company in Cafe Nero.

Name: Richard Pemberton
Age:24
Height:6 ft 2 and half
Previous clubs: Molsey,Corinthian Casuals
Club you support: The Gooners
Favourite food: Chicken

Favourite TV programme:Match of the Day
Favourite player: Patrick Viera
Player you are most like: Patrick Viera
Heroes outside of football: Rocky
Do you have any non Albion nicknames: La Sulk 
Best subject at school: Bio-chemistry, yeah right. P.E
Superstitions: Dump before the game 
Career highlight: Goal from half way line 
Favourite music: Rap
Other job: P.E Teacher
How do you psyche yourself up for Albion games: Self talk
If you had a sister, which Albiones would you not you let her date and why: Barney because he’s ginger.
Best piece of footballing advice: Feed the goat and he will score
Favourite football game of all-time: Pro evo
Favourite drink: Brandy
Pre-match meal: Weetabix
Worst football pundit: The woman on match of the day (she’s shit)
Pin-up: Amber Rose (look her up)
Pick your all-time greatest team: Peter Schmichael, Cafu, Tony Adams, Marcel Dessaily, Paulo Maldini, Zinidine Zidane, Patrick Viera, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, Ronaldo(Big Ron), Thierry Henry