Albion’s own sexual deviant blows us away with easily the most nicknames in the team, plus now Quagmire to add to the list.

Official club photo to follow.

Name: James O’Brien
Age: 28
Height: 184
Previous clubs: St George, University of Leeds, Cell Block H, Old Wilsonians, Clare College
Club you support: Bristol City (Soft spot for Man Utd from a mis-spent youth)
Favourite food: Roast beef
Favourite film: Shawshank Redemption
Favourite TV programme: Inspector Morse
Favourite player: Eric Cantona
Player you are most like: Ledley King (same knees)
Do you have any non-Albion nicknames: Brigger, Briggsy, JOB, Bob, Jimbo, OB-wan, Ledley
Best subject at school: PE
Superstitions: None
Career highlight: Winning first 17 games of season en route to league championship / scoring 15 goals in 6 games
Favourite music: Indie
Other job: General Manager for Maternity & Neonatology
How do you psyche yourself up for Albion games: Work in progress; music and staring usually works
Best piece of footballing advice: pass and F*ck(ng move
Favourite football game of all time: England 4 W Germany 2
Favourite drink: Red wine
Pre-match meal: Toast and fruit (kick off too early anything else!)
Worst football pundit: Tough because there are sooo many bad ones: Townsend, Earle, Dixon,
Pin-up: Megan Fox
All time greatest football team: (Starting 11) 

1. Schmeichel

2. G Neville

3. Roberto Carlos 

4. Keane 

5. Desailly 

6. Moore 

7. Beckham 

8. R. Charlton 

9. Pele 

10. Maradona 

11. C. Ronaldo