Albion Season Review 2011/2012

Final League Standings

Marcus Lipton Cup – 1st Round (Lost to Westminster Wanderers I)

Frank Blunstone Cup – Preliminary Round (Lost to Southbank I)

Surrey Cup – 2nd Round (Lost to Croydon Postal)

Barny Day - Albion Player of the Year 2011 / 2012

Also Mentioned for Henri Leconte of the Season

Barny being our main goal threat
Vilem’s transformation from rugged biker to geeky Surrey house-husband in an anorak
One that stays in my mind is Will Slater’s email sent before our match against AFC Putney “I will find you”
Rich for talking to the ref and getting booked against Southbank
When Ralph used Lenor Summer fruits fabric conditioner to wash the kit
When Will Carlile was rugby tackled by a member of AFC Balham’s midfield in an off the ball incident
Dunc always being late
Will & Barny being accused of being Father & Son
Nick Evans’ Fonz leather jacket warm ups
The Don, chatting up 2 women at the side of the pitch when warming up
Barny nearly scoring 10 goals
Ralph looking buff

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CLUB HONOURS

Champions, First Division, 1984/85 Champions, First Division, 1991/92 Champions, First Division, 2010/11 Champions, Buenner Cup, 2000
BARKER CAUGHT ON CAMERA, DISCUSSING FAKE PLAYER REGISTRATIONS

Albion General Manager, Jade Barker has been sensationally caught on camera discussing ways to “get around” the SSF League player registration system. Whilst drinking copious amounts of “Ocean Spray” cranberry juice, Barker is filmed saying, “It’s easy. You just log on, make up a name and add a picture of a random bloke. Job done.” Adding further, “I used a picture of Stevie Wonder and the name “Bill Blaney”, no one batted an eyelid”.
MANN DISTRESSED AT NEW FIFA 17 RATING

Albion midfield stalwart has hit out at the makers of “FIFA 17”, at what he believes to be inaccurate ratings for his profile. “Pace 10! Too high. Strength 9! Too high. Passing 13. OK, fair enough”.
ABBOTT SIGNS 5 YEAR KIT DEAL WITH SONDICO

Sondico CEO had this to say, “Here at Sondico are core values are mediocrity and poor quality. We feel that Simon Abbott is the personification of these values and are delighted to have him on board.” Adding, “And he’s got fantastic hair”. The £4.50 deal is reputed to include a year’s supply of kit to the value of £10.99.
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