Champions, First Division, 1984/85 Champions, First Division, 1991/92 Champions, First Division, 2010/11 Champions, Buenner Cup, 2000

Judge: “Is this a Doc? It looks more like a disaster movie”.

Witness : “It was definitely him! I could tell by the bow legged walk, fag hanging from his mouth and he did a ridiculously slow step-over before kicking a can down the road”.

Newly signed Albion right back, Borja Soler, returns to La Masia for treatment on a broken collar bone. Club First Aider, Bill Blaney said, “This is the worst injury we’ve seen in a while. I even had to put the camera down to help pin the sling on.”