“We’ll expect a fiver off him like everyone else. In cash, a used note or coins. We don’t want anything that can be traced.”
CLUB HONOURS
Champions, First Division, 1984/85
Champions, First Division, 1991/92
Champions, First Division, 2010/11
Champions, Buenner Cup, 2000
NEW ALBION DOC SUBMITTED TO CANNES
Judge: “Is this a Doc? It looks more like a disaster movie”.
MISSING ALBION WINGER NICK EVANS SPOTTED IN IBIZA
Witness : “It was definitely him! I could tell by the bow legged walk, fag hanging from his mouth and he did a ridiculously slow step-over before kicking a can down the road”.
SOLER FLIES HOME FOR EMERGENCY MEDICAL PROCEEDURE
Newly signed Albion right back, Borja Soler, returns to La Masia for treatment on a broken collar bone. Club First Aider, Bill Blaney said, “This is the worst injury we’ve seen in a while. I even had to put the camera down to help pin the sling on.”
