Following a tight game on a bogey pitch, we should have expected there to be little quality on show – and there wasn’t.
Nick Milne : In search of Jindy’s wayward free kick.
In “Man of the Matchâ€, Will Slater coming out of retirement for the 4th time this season picked up one vote. Josh and Stew picked up a couple each, presumably for me heading everything and Josh for being the only person who could control the ball and produce any passes of note.
However, producing another goalkeeping masterpiece was Walter with countless acrobatic stops, a couple of goal kicks which stayed on the pitch and all on a belly full of breakfast.
Which brings us nicely onto “Henri Leconte†and this week Walter appears twice. For “excessive speeding†which meant he got back from a bootie call in Coventry within 2 hours and even having enough time to stop for breakfast, which then made him half an hour later.
A SLFN’s player picked up a vote for describing Walter as, “best black goalie I’ve seen in a long timeâ€. (Shaka Hislop declined to comment).
Runaway (quite literally) winner was “Huckleberry Nick†who turned up carrying all his worldly possessions about himself, as he was “moving to Surreyâ€. Nick duly pitched his tent on the side of the playing field and began serving sausage and bacon to all passers-by.