I’m not going to bother with an apology for the late posting this week. I’m a busy man, between managing Coventry City FC on FIFA 14, Jessica Jaymes and my actual “real†job – I’ve little time left.
The “D” in ADF Machico, make your own mind up…
Although this week, both the “Man of the Match†and “Henri Leconte†awards have been made very easy – Albion won the game 2 goals to nil and there was plenty of “event†to keep both awards “livelyâ€, in the words of the returning Slaternator.
After initial observations of Machico, I finally know what the “D†stands for, “Divingâ€.
The MOM was the proverbial “Four Horse Dog Fightâ€. With Slaternator and James Rothwell receiving 2 votes a piece to tie second place and first place being joint between Harry and Walt, with 3 votes each.
In 18 years of playing amateur football (yes, I’m that old) I’ve never seen anyone booked for diving, let alone two in a game. Then again, I’ve never seen someone being booked for being headbutted.
Which leads us nicely onto Henri Leconte.
There was to be only one winner and let’s be honest, it was in spectacular style!
However, in true Albion style lets deal with the solitary loser first. With one vote was the “little greasy midget on the wingâ€, whom apparently had spent the night with Duncan’s mum. This is despite him surely being hung like a hamster and with a higher pitched voice than the hamster.
The overall and literally “walk away†winner, was the Machico centre back. Who, head butted Harry for scoring a pen, started on the ref for booking him for head butting Harry, open handed punched Stew for sticking up for the ref, walked off the pitch having been sent off, declaring the whole sending off was because the ref was “racistâ€.
It was only missing a forward roll, scream and grab of the face and it would have summed the whole game up.