Apologies for the late posting, my wife has been away and between Football Manager and Pornhub, I’ve had little time for anything else.
In case you’re wondering, Coventry City are Premiership and Champions League winners with Louis Suarez and Lukaku up front and Jessica Jaymes looks great with her ankles behind her ears.
Statement issued by the British Deaf Association, “Barny, you’re a c###!”
The fact that it is late, shouldn’t really matter as leaving the pitch on Sunday week we all could have made a great guess at the winners of the week’s awards.
Man of the Match was a walkover, following a quality hat-trick and all round epic display Carlile wins the award with 9 votes. In second/third place were Jonny and Nick Milne with a vote a piece.
Due to the nature of the performance, everyone else nearly came in third! I say nearly as against his better judgement Nick Milne decided against voting for “everyoneâ€, as in his own words “was too gayâ€.
Henri Leconte can be summed up with the following statement from Barny, “I am sure I will win for my deaf impression but I will vote for Stew for not getting booked even though he cut the guy is half and the refs assessment was taking placeâ€.
There were solitary votes for “Duncan’s Beardâ€, “The Muppet who wanted to swap pitches, even though they were side by side and his was in better condition†and this enlightening exchange between Matty and Stew before the game…
Matt, “Why is your drink blue?â€
Stew, “Cause it’s Blueberry.â€
However, as mentioned previously by Barny in second place was Stew, for a “late†tackle on an opposition player which escaped punishment despite the ref being on assessment and in the words of Joe being, “the most cynical foul in the history of footballâ€.
But this week’s runaway winner with 4 votes was Barny, demonstrating that in his spare time (and he has a lot of it being a teacher) he practices a “deaf impressionâ€. It wasn’t PC, it wasn’t great but it certainly was funny.