“NOT JUST SENSITIVE SKIN” – SLATER IN GINGERISM STORM


Following the recent spate of racism accusations, Albion veteran Will Slater has been caught up in his own Gingerism row.  The Albion left back has sensationally accused former Southern Sunday League referee, Ron Large, of regularly insulting Gingers during Albion matches.

Albion Ginger : Will Slater, “he’s not happy, yeah!”

Although no exact description of what was said or during which game it was said, through a shower of spittle, Slater spat the following, “Mick Hucknall yeah, Julia Roberts yeah, Paul Scholes, yeah. None of them had to put up with this yeah, so neither should I, yeah. Yeah!”

Playing down the row fellow Ginger, Barny Day made the following comment on the story, “Yeah, but how many GCSE’s has he got?”

How far and how serious the allegation will be taken is debatable, potentially not wanting to jeopardise the current good feeling in the club following a recent 11-1 mauling of Cyrus the Great.

Albion manager, Jade Barker said this of the news, “That’s the problem with the Ginger’s, they’re not just sensitive to the sun, they’re sensitive to everything”, elaborating further, “whatever Ron said I’m sure it was just a bit of fun, he was ginger himself  once – for a week.”

Ron Large himself last night released the following statement, “You can’t kid a kidder, kid!”

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