After the weekend’s embarrassing debacle, there were many reasons for abandoning this week’s MOM award and simply giving the Henri Leconte to the collective team. However, just to keep the stats up to date and to give everyone a chance to air their feelings – here are this week’s awards.
Big Ron : Perma-tanned racist twat – but could always see the bright side in a drubbing.
It would only be right that we start with Henri Leconte. Personal favourite was Will‘s contribution, who was reminded of Big Ron Atkinson’s words following the 8-1 drubbing Man UT handed out to his Nottingham Forest side: “It was a nine goal thriller.”
Inevitably there were many non-votes for Henri Leconte, including in many cases a complete lack of reply. There were also votes, “for the whole team for conceding 8†and “we were all shitâ€.
Barny also featured, for differing reasons. Firstly, for being on the end of some ginger abuse which might possibly have been due to falling out with the opposition forward and then asking him “how many GCSE’s have you gotâ€. It seems leaving his teaching instincts at the side of the pitch is becoming ever more difficult.
The winner however was Nick Evans, providing at least some light relief this week with his Santa style festive woollen gloves which were given an airing before the game but thankfully put away before the game begun and therefore saving us anymore embarrassment.
New signing “Nobody†had a formidable showing in this week’s MOM, perhaps highlighting how shite we all were. Bill, Simon, Don and Rich all registered with a vote apiece.
However, this week’s “Man of the Matchâ€, which is probably as dubious an accolade as winning an award for popping first at a Bukkake party was Nick Milne with 6 votes.