The Albion FC

Smashing success: No shortage of work near the Common

Albion have unveiled their latest commercial venture – windows. The club chairman announced details of the new business plan at a press conference this week.

Soper said: “In a competitive economic climate it is important the club can rely on a number of diverse revenue streams.” The Ukrainian billionaire said that glazing was a profitable and sensible area for the club’s commercial enterprises to exploit.

Soper said: “There’s a valuable market in replacing broken windows in the Clapham Common area, especially from a misdirected free kick. And when you’ve got players like Jindy Mann and Vilem Palac in your side you know there’s never going to be any shortage of work. The houses might be set back from the common but they’re certainly in range of those boys. I imagine we’ll be doing a roaring trade in repeat business.”