{"id":2453,"date":"2017-03-16T13:50:45","date_gmt":"2017-03-16T13:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2453"},"modified":"2017-03-16T13:50:45","modified_gmt":"2017-03-16T13:50:45","slug":"mom-hl-v-fc-morden-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2453","title":{"rendered":"MOM &#038; HL V FC MORDEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Alex Wichelo!<\/p>\n<p>Sunday saw an Albion first with Alex coming out of goal and scoring twice, to move up to 2 in the goal scoring charts alongside current striker Chaz!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2454\" style=\"width: 297px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/1441444_10152090365956584_1191407207_n.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2454\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2454\" src=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/1441444_10152090365956584_1191407207_n-287x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"287\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/1441444_10152090365956584_1191407207_n-287x300.jpg 287w, https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/1441444_10152090365956584_1191407207_n.jpg 458w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2454\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The &#8220;Calcium Kid&#8221; : &#8220;It&#8217;s me groin, it&#8217;s buggered!&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The tactical change came after Sean \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Calcium Kid\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wheatabix Man\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not butter\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Holden hobbled into goal just 5 minutes, following a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153groin strain\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n<p>Before Al was to get on the score sheet, the Albion conceded 4 to go in 4 nil down at half-time.<\/p>\n<p>The second half saw the Albion claw 2 back after both teams went down to 10 men, following a double sending off. FC Morden also scored 2 second half goals, meaning the game ended 6-2 to FC Morden.<\/p>\n<p>Such a performance inevitably meant Al picked up \u00e2\u20ac\u0153MOM\u00e2\u20ac\u009d with 6 votes.<\/p>\n<p>The only other 3 votes went to Stew, for what can only be described as the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153ironic\/joke vote\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for being given his marching orders during the second half.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Henri Leconte\u00e2\u20ac\u009d was a certainty to feature all of the aforementioned and it did.<\/p>\n<p>Chaz picked up a vote for providing the 2 assists to bring Al level with himself in the scoring charts and hating himself whilst doing so!<\/p>\n<p>Stew picked up a vote for his second half misdemeanour.<\/p>\n<p>Sean picked up 3 votes for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153being made of play dough\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153outrageously bad in goal\u00e2\u20ac\u009d (at least he stayed on).<\/p>\n<p>However, taking the double and winning was Al Wichelo for celebrating like he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d won the World Cup, putting his finger to his lips in a mock gesture to the FC Morden left back \u00e2\u20ac\u201c despite the score being 6-1 at the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Alex Wichelo! Sunday saw an Albion first with Alex coming out of goal and scoring twice, to move up to 2 in the goal scoring charts alongside current striker Chaz! The tactical change came after Sean \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Calcium Kid\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wheatabix Man\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2453"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2456,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions\/2456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}