{"id":2409,"date":"2016-11-24T10:40:46","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T10:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2409"},"modified":"2016-11-24T10:48:07","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T10:48:07","slug":"carlile-accused-of-blatant-disregard-for-the-non-paying-fans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2409","title":{"rendered":"CARLILE ACCUSED OF BLATANT DISREGARD FOR THE \u00e2\u20ac\u0153NON-PAYING\u00e2\u20ac\u009d FANS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Albion fan favourite and midfield dynamo, Will Carlile, has sensationally been shot down by the Albion Supporters Trust after a photo appeared online of Carlile showing off his new hipster bike.<\/p>\n

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Carlile : Albion Bike Hipster<\/p><\/div>\n

The photo, shown on hipster wank-fest site \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Hackney Peddler\u00e2\u20ac\u009d shows Carlile looking sheepishly into the camera whilst holding his new bike.<\/p>\n

Albion Supporters Trust\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Chairwoman, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Woman with Dog\u00e2\u20ac\u009d had this to say, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve just suffered two of the worst results in our history and he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s showing off his new bike\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Adding, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This is about the fifth bike he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s had this season and shows no regard for the non-paying fans\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

Albion Manager Stewart Lauder, did not comment. As he is still unable to speak after two consecutive heavy losses, which have left him perilously close to being sacked by Albion Chairman, Jade Barker.<\/p>\n

Leaping to the defence of his brother, crocked Albion striker Harry Carlile spoke up. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I know the way it looks, it looks bad. But contrary to reports, he doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153collection\u00e2\u20ac\u009d of vintage bikes. Yes, he has had 5 bikes this season but that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s only because he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got pissed and lost the last 4 whilst in the Clapham area\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

Albion Supporters Trust\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Chairwoman, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Woman with Dog\u00e2\u20ac\u009d raged further, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153And he seems to be wearing one of those stupid fishing jackets that all the younger players have started wearing. Bring back the days of players warming up in leather motorbike jackets\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

This Sunday, all eyes will be on Carlile as he takes to the field in the Surrey Cup game, away to Follyhill FC.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Albion fan favourite and midfield dynamo, Will Carlile, has sensationally been shot down by the Albion Supporters Trust after a photo appeared online of Carlile showing off his new hipster bike. The photo, shown on hipster wank-fest site \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Hackney Peddler\u00e2\u20ac\u009d shows Carlile looking sheepishly into the camera whilst holding his new bike. Albion Supporters […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2409"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2413,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409\/revisions\/2413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}