{"id":2402,"date":"2016-11-01T11:32:44","date_gmt":"2016-11-01T11:32:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2402"},"modified":"2016-11-11T11:47:07","modified_gmt":"2016-11-11T11:47:07","slug":"mom-hl-v-swag-yes-you-read-that-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2402","title":{"rendered":"MOM &#038; HL V SWAG (Yes, you read that right)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Albion picked up their first league win of the season, with a 4-1 victory over league new boys \u00e2\u20ac\u0153SWAG\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2403\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bruce-willis-151.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2403\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2403\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2403\" src=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bruce-willis-151-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"Bruce Lee : Pretty good at Martial Arts\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bruce-willis-151-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bruce-willis-151-768x1155.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bruce-willis-151-681x1024.jpg 681w, https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bruce-willis-151.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2403\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bruce Lee : Pretty good at Martial Arts<\/p><\/div>\n<p>With Alek\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s and Neil both scoring early goals, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d have expected them to pick up votes in the MOM award. They did, with a solitary vote each to tie third place.<\/p>\n<p>Woody added a brace with the third and fourth goals, thereby picking up 3 votes to take second place in the MOM award.<\/p>\n<p>The winner was Will Carlile, with 6 votes for a dominant midfield performance in the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dave Role\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n<p>Upon turning up to the changing rooms, the Albion were greeted by some Indie tunes playing from Tom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s boombox. For this he picked up a vote in the Henri Leconte voting.<\/p>\n<p>Woody\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s first yellow for the Albion picked up for a vote for being \u00e2\u20ac\u0153pointless\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Not to be outdone, Tom also got his name in the ref\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s notebook for a ridiculously late challenge and he also picked up a vote.<\/p>\n<p>Will C also got nominated for one of the shittest bits of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153bantz\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve heard in a long time.<\/p>\n<p>The ref, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can I see your boots?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Will, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yeah, as long as I get them back at the end of the match\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n<p>However, this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s winner was the ref with 5 votes (I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll leave it at that). BUT\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot help but feel Chaz escaped clinching the award, after another bizarre exchange in the Alex went largely unnoticed due to everyone having departed relatively early.<\/p>\n<p>It seems he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not only confused about gardening but also the respective martial art capabilities of actors.<\/p>\n<p>Chaz, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Is Bruce Lee, any good at fighting?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Cue Will, Luke and myself looking at each other\u00c2\u00a0in disbelief.<\/p>\n<p>Chaz, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153 Sorry, I meant Bruce Willis\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Albion picked up their first league win of the season, with a 4-1 victory over league new boys \u00e2\u20ac\u0153SWAG\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. With Alek\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s and Neil both scoring early goals, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d have expected them to pick up votes in the MOM award. They did, with a solitary vote each to tie third place. Woody added a brace with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2402"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2407,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402\/revisions\/2407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}