{"id":2356,"date":"2016-03-08T16:19:53","date_gmt":"2016-03-08T16:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2356"},"modified":"2016-03-08T16:19:53","modified_gmt":"2016-03-08T16:19:53","slug":"mom-hl-v-fc-morden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2356","title":{"rendered":"MOM & HL V FC MORDEN"},"content":{"rendered":"

Albion went down 4-3 despite putting in a spirited display and fighting back from 4-1.<\/p>\n

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“Ya Beauty”<\/p><\/div>\n

Man of the match saw Harry and Duncan in joint third with a vote each and Walter in second place with 2 votes, Walter in particular deserves special mention for keeping the score respectable during a spell of nightmarish defending.<\/p>\n

However, the winner was Charlie Baxendale with 5 votes and 2 goals topping off a great game leading the line with Harry.<\/p>\n

There were a multitude of random votes for a range of oddities in this week’s Henri Leconte. Including Nick Milne for revealing that he finds Rebel Wilson \u00e2\u20ac\u0153super-hot\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, Will Slater for an un-PC pre-game comment (think Jade Barker circa 2011), Luke for bringing a pair of crusty concrete reinforced boots and finally Will Slater again for increasing the average speed of Sunday League wingers since coming out of retirement.<\/p>\n

The winner reminded us all of the bag scene from American Beauty, Harry Carlile stepped up to take a free kick to see a stray black bin bag dancing mysteriously in the goal.<\/p>\n

Harry had this to say, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from snowing and there’s this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That’s the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. So I stepped up and banged the fucker into the bottom left corner. Ya beauty!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Albion went down 4-3 despite putting in a spirited display and fighting back from 4-1. Man of the match saw Harry and Duncan in joint third with a vote each and Walter in second place with 2 votes, Walter in particular deserves special mention for keeping the score respectable during a spell of nightmarish defending. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2356"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2359,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions\/2359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}