{"id":2351,"date":"2016-02-26T13:44:12","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T13:44:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2351"},"modified":"2016-02-26T13:44:12","modified_gmt":"2016-02-26T13:44:12","slug":"mom-hl-v-afc-putney-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2351","title":{"rendered":"MOM & HL V AFC PUTNEY B"},"content":{"rendered":"

Albion progressed through to the semi-finals of the Marcus Lipton Cup by producing a 7 nil thrashing of AFC Putney B.<\/p>\n

\""OOOOO",<\/a>

“OOOOO”, “AAAAAA” “Jade Barker”<\/p><\/div>\n

At times the attacking play was a joy to watch, with the front 6 on the attack at every opportunity and this was reflected in the Man of the Match voting. However, we start with defenders as Stew and Simon picked up a vote apiece and joining them in joint third place was Nick Milne also with a vote.<\/p>\n

Despite scoring 4 of the 7, Harry came in second place with 3 votes with this week’s\u00c2\u00a0winner\u00c2\u00a0being Josh with 4 votes for another vintage midfield performance.<\/p>\n

Henri Leconte was the proverbial 2 horse race, with the ref picking up a couple of votes \u00e2\u20ac\u201c possibly for not wanting to leave the centre circle, not wanting to use linesmen\u00c2\u00a0or not really wanting to be there at all.<\/p>\n

I should maybe have opened the article with commentating that Jade was in attendance.This would have given everyone a clue as to who might win this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Henri Leconte.<\/p>\n

Ahem! Jade picked up 6 votes for his sensual topless back massage on the opposition keeper (the keeper was topless not Jade). Not a stranger to aromatherapy and holistic remedies, Jade produced a secret bottle of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sex Panther\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and went to work on injured muscles.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, the keeper didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t recover and had to leave the field of play \u00e2\u20ac\u201c albeit with a hard-on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Albion progressed through to the semi-finals of the Marcus Lipton Cup by producing a 7 nil thrashing of AFC Putney B. At times the attacking play was a joy to watch, with the front 6 on the attack at every opportunity and this was reflected in the Man of the Match voting. However, we start […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2351"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2354,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions\/2354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}