{"id":2326,"date":"2016-01-25T13:55:04","date_gmt":"2016-01-25T13:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2326"},"modified":"2016-01-25T13:58:23","modified_gmt":"2016-01-25T13:58:23","slug":"momhl-v-epsom-rangers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2326","title":{"rendered":"MOM\/HL V EPSOM RANGERS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Albion were sent crashing out of the Surrey Cup, following a 4-2 loss to Epsom Rangers. The game was not without incident and as such we have a packed Henri Leconte and MOM this week.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2327\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/IMG_20160117_124414.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2327\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-2327 size-thumbnail\" src=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/IMG_20160117_124414-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Pink Boots - Sent from Mars? Destined for the skip.\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2327\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Charlie&#8217;s Pink Boots &#8211; Sent from Mars? Now destined for the skip.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>In the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Man of the Match\u00e2\u20ac\u009d stakes, Harry was third with a single vote, Josh and Stew tied second with 2 apiece but the winner and with both Albion goals was Charlie with 5 votes.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the linesman flagging every single time The Albion attacked, he only registered a single vote in the Henri Leconte voting. \u00c2\u00a0However, this wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t the only vote the opposition collected. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Tubes\u00e2\u20ac\u009d from Soccer AM playing the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dave Role\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for Epsom picked up a vote from Dave himself for a languid performance during which he managed to cover even less ground than a normal \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dave Role\u00e2\u20ac\u009d performance.<\/p>\n<p>And it wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be Henri Leconte without a mention of either Jade or Walter, and it is the latter who picked up a couple of votes for texting me at 4.10am asking if the game was still on.<\/p>\n<p>Charlie was a whisker away from taking the double this week and I bet he left not knowing how close he actually was to winning this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Henri Leconte.<\/p>\n<p>It seems Charlie\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s pink boots reared their ugly head again by splitting on him during the game; this is despite apparently once being on sale for \u00c2\u00a3130 (Charlie paid \u00c2\u00a320). The boots themselves were discarded in a bin liner outside of the changing rooms and left\u00c2\u00a0to be forever forgotten.\u00c2\u00a0It wasn&#8217;t\u00c2\u00a0long before they\u00c2\u00a0drew a crowd people, all of whom were trying to work out what they actually were, where they were from\u00c2\u00a0and who in their right mind would wear such footwear.<\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s seems the 2015\/16 season will forever be remembered as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Year of the Coat\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Earlier in the season, Charlie was mentioned in these awards for wearing fishing attire to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2293\">football match<\/a> and coincidentally he and Will were both sporting their fishing jackets during this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s warm-up. However, wanting to go one better and winning this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Henri Leconte was Nick Milne who turned up looking like the 5<sup>th<\/sup> member of the Libertines, wearing a military style pea coat during the warm-up.<\/p>\n<p>IT AIN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T THAT COLD LADS, BUY A BASE LAYER, PUT SOME TIGER BALM ON IF YOU HAVE TO BUT STOPPING WEARING COATS DURING THE WARM-UP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Albion were sent crashing out of the Surrey Cup, following a 4-2 loss to Epsom Rangers. The game was not without incident and as such we have a packed Henri Leconte and MOM this week. In the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Man of the Match\u00e2\u20ac\u009d stakes, Harry was third with a single vote, Josh and Stew tied second [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2326"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2326"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2331,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2326\/revisions\/2331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}