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<\/a>“Hey, McFly!” : This weeks scribe Chaz Baxendale<\/p><\/div>\n
6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Goal!! 0 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c 1 FC Misc
\ncan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t remember this goal so let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just forget about it. Who wants to remember the opposition\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s goals anyway!?!<\/p>\n
7\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Injury. Rich Evans
\nEvans hobbles off with a groin injury. Nervous glances towards Simon Abbot who replaces him.<\/p>\n
9\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Goa!!- Another goal? Fuck sake Albion. 0 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c 2 Hopes & Horns
\nDubious. Very bloody dubious. A fine save by Walter, ensures the ball DOES NOT cross the line, the ref gives it anyway because he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a dick, (watch this space). This game looks over for the Albion. And Walter\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s arm is limper than a wet lettuce leaf soaked in luke warm milk.<\/p>\n
9\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c 24\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Graft.
\nSome seriously hard graft from the chaps in red. Special mention to Luke P and Simon A for easing into the game like it ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t no thang.<\/p>\n
25\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 – Red Card for Hopes & Horns and
\nOh no sorry\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 it was a yellow, because the ref\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lost the plot. Carlile brought down on a clear goal scoring opportunity.<\/p>\n
28\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c OG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-2 Hopes & Horns
\nSure, I would try and claim it to, but Harry you cannot be serious. If this counts as his goal, then I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not playing. All the same, the mounting pressure from the Albion pays off when on of FC Misc\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s defenders plays a lovely golf like chip into the top corner of their own net. Game on.<\/p>\n
31\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Albion are feeling GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.<\/p>\n
33\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Midfield duo Jimmy Rothers and Willy Carlton are starting to assert themselves. Yes lads.
\nWill C takes one for the team in what can only be describe as GBDVH; Grevious Bodily Deadly Vicious Hurting. This deserves a SPECIAL MENTION.
\n37\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Another OG!!!!! 2-2 Albion
\nLovely link up play by the Carlile brothers, Will C playing a fine pass directly into path of H Carl.
\nThe coolest cat on the pitch when it comes to finishing, Carlile dispatches. No questions asked
\nTwo own goals and Albion are back in the game!<\/p>\n
45\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 – Half time. Get those fluids in boys. You nearly pissed it all away.<\/p>\n
47\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Yellow Card Albion FC
\nStewart Lauder gets a yellow for winning the ball and not taking the man out at all. A good, well timed tackle, maybe \u00e2\u20ac\u201c probably.<\/p>\n
49\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Severed heads, but no red.
\nLauder has found a loophole in the system. His bloodlust can still be satisfied without receiving that deadly red card. Nick Milne suffers as a result of this loophole. Lauder commits the second act of Grevious Bodily Deadly Vicious Hurting on the unsuspecting Milne. Praise be to Jeebus that he is ok, he is beginning to play well.<\/p>\n
53\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Chicken-Wing play extra spicy.
\nWingers Marcus and Nick turn up the heat. A rage boiling in Marcus not seen since the heady Will Slater days. Maybe they are going to the same music concerts? Either way, we love it.
\n58\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Capitano Duncan head-butt
\nCaptain rallies his troops by head-butting the opposition\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s keeper. Putting his mind and body on the line for the team.<\/p>\n
60\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Defence.
\nA Hungary\u00e2\u20ac\u2122esque performance by Stew and Alek\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s in the second half.
\nAin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t nobody getting through. Ruthless.<\/p>\n
62\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Stunning Pass
\nIncredible pass by Marcus. Receives the ball out on the left. Cuts in and plays a terrific 12 yard pass to the nearest man. Great stuff.<\/p>\n
78\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Foul
\nThings are getting Strictly Come Dancing up front. Carlile and FC Misc defender Paul Bunnion demonstrate their keen love of the \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcTango Caminata\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 a gorgeous, fast paced Argentinian tango. Scintillating.<\/p>\n
85\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c GOOOOOOAL LAAAAZIO!! 3-2
\nShit! Did you see that? He had a foot like a traction engine.
\nGreat goal from the nifty Columbian. Nicolas Milnericos skips past probably 6 players. Then drills it home from 25 yards beating the dumfounded keeper at his near post. These South Americans really know how to spank a ball. The ref tries to disallow it, claiming he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see it. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s because the ball was travelling at warp factor 9 ref, you piece of toast.<\/p>\n
90\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c The full capacity crowd cheers, the champagne is out.<\/p>\n
A strong second half performance from the Albion saved themselves from a disappointing start to the season. The ref was actually a nice guy, I would never condone legitimate abuse towards a ref.
\nWith a win under their belt the Albion can now look ahead to next week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s game, playing the mighty FC Macchiato. Unlike the tasty hot beverage found in any east London craft coffee shop, these guys are highly unpleasant and often found pulling the toenails off squirrels in the back streets of South Lambeth road. They need a ruddy good mashing I say. Up the Albion!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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