{"id":2030,"date":"2013-11-03T19:07:14","date_gmt":"2013-11-03T19:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2030"},"modified":"2013-11-03T19:07:14","modified_gmt":"2013-11-03T19:07:14","slug":"mom-hl-v-adf-machico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=2030","title":{"rendered":"MOM & HL V ADF MACHICO"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not going to bother with an apology for the late posting this week. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a busy man, between managing Coventry City FC on FIFA 14, Jessica Jaymes<\/a> and my actual \u00e2\u20ac\u0153real\u00e2\u20ac\u009d job \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve little time left.<\/p>\n

\"The<\/a>

The “D” in ADF Machico, make your own mind up…<\/p><\/div>\n

Although this week, both the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Man of the Match\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Henri Leconte\u00e2\u20ac\u009d awards have been made very easy – Albion won the game 2 goals to nil and there was plenty of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153event\u00e2\u20ac\u009d to keep both awards \u00e2\u20ac\u0153lively\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, in the words of the returning Slaternator.<\/p>\n

After initial observations of Machico, I finally know what the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153D\u00e2\u20ac\u009d stands for, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Diving\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

The MOM was the proverbial \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Four Horse Dog Fight\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. With Slaternator and James Rothwell receiving 2 votes a piece to tie second place and first place being joint between Harry and Walt, with 3 votes each.<\/p>\n

In 18 years of playing amateur football (yes, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m that old) I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never seen anyone booked for diving, let alone two in a game. Then again, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never seen someone being booked for being headbutted.<\/p>\n

Which leads us nicely onto Henri Leconte.<\/p>\n

There was to be only one winner and let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s be honest, it was in spectacular style!<\/p>\n

However, in true Albion style lets deal with the solitary loser first. With one vote was the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153little greasy midget on the wing\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, whom apparently had spent the night with Duncan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mum. This is despite him surely being hung like a hamster and with a higher pitched voice than the hamster.<\/p>\n

The overall and literally \u00e2\u20ac\u0153walk away\u00e2\u20ac\u009d winner, was the Machico centre back. Who, head butted Harry for scoring a pen, started on the ref for booking him for head butting Harry, open handed punched Stew for sticking up for the ref, walked off the pitch having been sent off, declaring the whole sending off was because the ref was \u00e2\u20ac\u0153racist\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

It was only missing a forward roll, scream and grab of the face and it would have summed the whole game up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not going to bother with an apology for the late posting this week. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a busy man, between managing Coventry City FC on FIFA 14, Jessica Jaymes and my actual \u00e2\u20ac\u0153real\u00e2\u20ac\u009d job \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve little time left. Although this week, both the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Man of the Match\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Henri Leconte\u00e2\u20ac\u009d awards have been made very […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2030"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2035,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions\/2035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}