{"id":1964,"date":"2013-03-11T13:57:34","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T13:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1964"},"modified":"2013-03-11T13:58:50","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T13:58:50","slug":"mom-hl-v-huracan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1964","title":{"rendered":"MOM & HL V HURACAN"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apologies for the late posting, my wife has been away and between Football Manager and Pornhub, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve had little time for anything else.<\/p>\n

In case you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re wondering, Coventry City are Premiership and Champions League winners with Louis Suarez and Lukaku up front and Jessica Jaymes<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0looks great with her ankles behind her ears.<\/p>\n

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Statement issued by the British Deaf Association, “Barny, you’re a c###!”<\/p><\/div>\n

The fact that it is late, shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really matter as leaving the pitch on Sunday week we all could have made a great guess at the winners of the week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s awards.<\/p>\n

Man of the Match was a walkover, following a quality hat-trick and all round epic display Carlile wins the award with 9 votes. In second\/third place were Jonny and Nick Milne with a vote a piece.<\/p>\n

Due to the nature of the performance, everyone else nearly came in third! I say nearly as against his better judgement Nick Milne decided against voting for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153everyone\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, as in his own words \u00e2\u20ac\u0153was too gay\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

Henri Leconte can be summed up with the following statement from Barny, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I am sure I will win for my deaf impression but I will vote for Stew for not getting booked even though he cut the guy is half and the refs assessment was taking place\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

There were solitary votes for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Duncan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Beard\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Muppet who wanted to swap pitches, even though they were side by side and his was in better condition\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and this enlightening exchange between Matty and Stew before the game\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Matt, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why is your drink blue?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Stew, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Cause it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Blueberry.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

However, as mentioned previously by Barny in second place was Stew, for a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153late\u00e2\u20ac\u009d tackle on an opposition player which escaped punishment despite the ref being on assessment and in the words of Joe being, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153the most cynical foul in the history of football\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

But this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s runaway winner with 4 votes was Barny, demonstrating that in his spare time (and he has a lot of it being a teacher) he practices a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153deaf impression\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. It wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t PC, it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t great but it certainly was funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apologies for the late posting, my wife has been away and between Football Manager and Pornhub, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve had little time for anything else. In case you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re wondering, Coventry City are Premiership and Champions League winners with Louis Suarez and Lukaku up front and Jessica Jaymes\u00c2\u00a0looks great with her ankles behind her ears. The fact that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1964"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1971,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964\/revisions\/1971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}