{"id":1938,"date":"2013-02-20T13:47:57","date_gmt":"2013-02-20T13:47:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1938"},"modified":"2013-02-20T13:48:36","modified_gmt":"2013-02-20T13:48:36","slug":"mom-hl-v-adfc-machico-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1938","title":{"rendered":"MOM & HL V ADFC MACHICO"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Shhhheeeeeiiiitt, no wonder you is slipping Rainman. You’ve got flats on, shhhhheeeiiiittt”<\/p><\/div>\n

This week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s voting provided us with another clear first, second and third. Although with 1 vote for third, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m embarrassed but not modest enough not to claim it \u00e2\u20ac\u201c cheers Nick! In second place was \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Buff\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ralph with 2 votes, who according to voting debutant and new goalie Walter had an \u00e2\u20ac\u0153impressive display\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

Although I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not sure this is the same as when Dave McPhee refers to Ralph\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s \u00e2\u20ac\u0153impressive display\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

Winner this week and now 2 week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s running was Nick \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Rainman\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Milne, with 6 votes and a goal courtesy of a sublime chip worthy of Mustapha Hadji in his pomp. (We did notice mate, we were just more interested in the tackle leading up to the goal!)<\/p>\n

In a game where the referee sent off the wrong Machico player and also got the final score incorrect, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s surprising we didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see more votes this way. There was one for the referee\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sending off and also Joe noted the ref as being \u00e2\u20ac\u0153pretty fit\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Must have been sporting a nice shade of Mahogany?<\/p>\n

However, in time for this weekend\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Oscars, the overall winners were ADFC Machico collectively for collectively rolling around the floor screaming in agony including at times when they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d just head the ball.<\/p>\n

Also, rolling around the floor and screaming orgasmically after scoring a goal\/winning a throw in\/winning a corner\/hearing the referee blow the whistle\/at half time whilst eating oranges\/when the wind changed direction and when a passing car beeped its horn.<\/p>\n

There were also separate votes for the Ginger Prince describing the showers as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153lively\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, although a visiting \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Bubbles\u00e2\u20ac\u009d from the USA did give him a prior warning and also a suspiciously bagged white substance.<\/p>\n

Will was also mentioned again, this with Alek\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, for relieving himself during the gaffer\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s half time team talk (pissing, just pissing, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be rude).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s voting provided us with another clear first, second and third. Although with 1 vote for third, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m embarrassed but not modest enough not to claim it \u00e2\u20ac\u201c cheers Nick! In second place was \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Buff\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ralph with 2 votes, who according to voting debutant and new goalie Walter had an \u00e2\u20ac\u0153impressive display\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Although I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1938"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2023,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938\/revisions\/2023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}