{"id":1861,"date":"2012-12-19T13:59:14","date_gmt":"2012-12-19T13:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1861"},"modified":"2012-12-19T13:59:14","modified_gmt":"2012-12-19T13:59:14","slug":"albion-live-long-but-fail-to-prosper-against-st-georges-mom-hl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1861","title":{"rendered":"ALBION LIVE LONG BUT FAIL TO PROSPER AGAINST ST GEORGE&#8217;S &#8211; MOM &#038; HL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Man of the Match\u00e2\u20ac\u009d award saw Duncan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cameo goal scoring striker appearance earn him third position with 1 vote. In second, was Will Carlisle with 3 votes for a midfield performance playing in the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dave Role\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. However, in joint first (and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve run out of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153tighter than analogies\u00e2\u20ac\u009d so will just say&#8230;) were Nick Milne and Stewart both with 4 votes a piece.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1865\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Worf1.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1865\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1865\" title=\"Worf\" src=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Worf1-300x229.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Worf1-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Worf1.jpg 694w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1865\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Worf &#8211; Shocked and angry to hear he&#8217;s rated as lowly as Gervinho.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Again this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Henri Leconte\u00e2\u20ac\u009d award received a whole host of differing votes, for a start the returning James received a vote for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153having a real tan\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c something which is sure to infuriate the absent perma-tanned \u00c2\u00a0Joe Lambert.<\/p>\n<p>The opposition received a couple of votes, the first for being bizarrely desperate to help out putting up one of the nets, yet looked like they&#8217;d never had to put one up before, finally managing to secure to the goalposts in a truly unconventional fashion. (We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re an ungrateful cynical bunch). Secondly, the opposition gaffer received a vote for shouting from the side-line at his own son in uncomplimentary terms.<\/p>\n<p>Bill received a vote for his Tom Selleck moustache and we all know Henri Leconte wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be Henri Leconte without at least one mention for Jade. Well he got 2; the first vote was for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153fracturing\u00e2\u20ac\u009d his arm after about 5 minutes of being involved in the game &#8211; although we cannot be sure this wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t self sustained during a furious warm up \u00e2\u20ac\u0153session\u00e2\u20ac\u009d involving his Christina Hendricks photos.<\/p>\n<p>Jade\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s second vote came for the following football insight \u00e2\u20ac\u0153&#8221;Is it me or are shinpads getting smaller these days&#8221;. Well the answer is evidently \u00e2\u20ac\u0153NO\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, as Duncan voted for himself due to laughing off suggestions before the game that anyone ever injures their shins and then duly managing to pick up a stress fracture on his shin bone.<\/p>\n<p>This week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s winner though and possibly knowing the MOM award was going to be tight and therefore wanting at least one award to himself, was Nick Milne.<\/p>\n<p>During the past years at the Albion we all became aware of Jade\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s admiration of Star Trek after he fashionably sported a Star Trek pin. However, up until a post-match pint we were all unaware of Nick\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s own knowledge and fascination with all things Star Trek. In particular knowing names of several characters and for knowing that it was \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Worf\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he thought looked like Gervinho, whilst the rest of us said &#8220;the one with the weird forehead&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Insert your own tired, boring and clich\u00c3\u00a9d Star Trek joke here!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Man of the Match\u00e2\u20ac\u009d award saw Duncan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cameo goal scoring striker appearance earn him third position with 1 vote. In second, was Will Carlisle with 3 votes for a midfield performance playing in the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dave Role\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. However, in joint first (and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve run out of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153tighter than analogies\u00e2\u20ac\u009d so will just say&#8230;) were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1861"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1861"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1869,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1861\/revisions\/1869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}