{"id":1582,"date":"2012-10-02T19:14:22","date_gmt":"2012-10-02T18:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1582"},"modified":"2012-10-25T15:26:47","modified_gmt":"2012-10-25T14:26:47","slug":"albion-v-cyrus-the-great-motm-and-henri-leconte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1582","title":{"rendered":"ALBION V CYRUS THE GREAT \u00e2\u20ac\u201c MOTM AND HENRI LECONTE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s get straight to it, as this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s MOM was won by a county mile by new boy Jonny Hobson. 11 of the 15 votes went Jonny\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s\u00c2\u00a0way, making it a surer thing than a Jimmy Saville fondle at a 14<sup>th<\/sup>birthday party.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1584\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ThaiLadyboy70.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1584\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1584\" title=\"ThaiLadyboy70\" src=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ThaiLadyboy70-300x202.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;Cheeky, Cheeky&quot;\" width=\"300\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ThaiLadyboy70-300x202.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ThaiLadyboy70.jpg 820w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1584\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;If you don&#8217;t shoot, you can&#8217;t score&#8221;.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This week&#8217;s Henri Leconte had a distinctively Oriental feel to it. In third place, was the gaffer with his description of Thai Ladyboy experiences.In second place was Jonny, taking Albion\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s array of illegal South East Asian potions and lotions to a new level and possibly explaining his high energy performance. Jonny used an ointment so potent if left the gaffer comparing the changing room to Guantanamo Bay and the rest\u00c2\u00a0of us with the clearest sinuses we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever had.<\/p>\n<p>But the winner, and some may say somewhat harshly was Will. Despite volunteering to go between the sticks and making his team mates life easier, Will wins this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Henri Leconte for a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nM1SPwPbcDc&amp;feature=related\">Kamikaze<\/a>\u00e2\u20ac\u009d goalkeeping performance reminiscent of a young and marauding David James.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s get straight to it, as this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s MOM was won by a county mile by new boy Jonny Hobson. 11 of the 15 votes went Jonny\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s\u00c2\u00a0way, making it a surer thing than a Jimmy Saville fondle at a 14thbirthday party. This week&#8217;s Henri Leconte had a distinctively Oriental feel to it. In third place, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1582"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1732,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions\/1732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}