{"id":1365,"date":"2011-11-21T19:30:16","date_gmt":"2011-11-21T19:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1365"},"modified":"2011-11-21T19:30:16","modified_gmt":"2011-11-21T19:30:16","slug":"motm-and-henri-leconte-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/?p=1365","title":{"rendered":"MOTM AND HENRI LECONTE"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_157\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/SimonAbbott.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-157\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-157\" title=\"Simon Abbott\" src=\"http:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/SimonAbbott-150x112.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"112\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-157\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Abbott: Statistically Albion&#39;s MOTM<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Better late than never I guess for the MOTM and Henri Leconte for the match against Croydon Postal&#8230; and somehow apt at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>So winning by a single vote was Simon who edged out Barny and Steve for the MOTM award that week.<\/p>\n<p>In the Henri Leconte Jade picked up a vote for failing to retrieve a wayward ball as did the particularly camp warm up. However, the winner was Ralph &#8220;Wiggum&#8221; McBaiden for an exchange which took place on the way back to the changing room and which we will recount in full.<\/p>\n<p>Ralph: &#8220;Where can I read the match report?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jade: &#8220;On the website.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ralph: &#8220;Do we have a website?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Myles: (muttering to himself) &#8220;Oh no.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jade: &#8220;Yep we have a website. The web address is on every email I send out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Myles: (rocking back and forth like Hoffman in Rain Main) &#8220;Don&#8217;t say it mate, don&#8217;t say it&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ralph: &#8220;I don&#8217;t really read the emails.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Myles: &#8220;Shit I&#8217;m outta here&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jade: (raging) &#8220;You wh&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ralph: &#8220;I just skim through them to see if I&#8217;m involved and then get back to work.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Myles: &#8220;Shit, man overboard. Gotta feeling you&#8217;re on the bench next week.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jade: &#8220;Sheeeeeeit.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Better late than never I guess for the MOTM and Henri Leconte for the match against Croydon Postal&#8230; and somehow apt at the same time. So winning by a single vote was Simon who edged out Barny and Steve for the MOTM award that week. In the Henri Leconte Jade picked up a vote for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1365"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1366,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions\/1366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.albionfc.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}