Mann: Named most experienced squad ever
Jindy Mann has named Albion’s most experienced squad ever for this year’s assault on the Buenner Cup. The nine man squad is made up entirely of players with previous experience of the prestigious international tournament.
For the first time ever no debutants have been selected. Mann has turned to members of Albion’s much derided “golden generation” due to the repeated failure of new players to adapt to the unique demands of the Buenner. Mann has concluded that only veterans of previous tours are able to cope with the massive alcohol consumption, sleep deprivation and ritual humiliation.
The squad contain two survivors of Albion’s tournament winning side of 2000. The reliance on players in their mid-30s has been called into question by some observers within the game. However, Mann defended the selection saying: “You can’t buy the kind of tournament know-how that’s in this squad. Whether it’s debating globalisation in the nude, playing strange farm based games at Wolf Creek, or negotiating brutal hangovers these players have proved themselves.”
Squad for Bunner Cup 2010
- Jindy Mann (Spielfuhrer)
- Will Slater
- Dave McPhee
- Matt Greensmith
- Gordon Clark
- Greg Williams
- Jason Hewitt
- Craig Matthews
- Vilem Palac
- John Calahane
#1 by Claudia on 21 July 2010 - 12:16 pm
Hello from sunny Buenne – first of all good news that the Albions are coming to the rescue of English Football. The Buenner Cup team is looking forward to another spectacular show and is very proud to announce the ALBIONS as this years favourite – with the experience in the team it must be possible to knock the 9 heissen 10 out in the run up to winning the cup.
Also hot of the press today – we had confirmation that not only the Golden Delicious (who have renamed themselves and all will be revealed at the Buenner Cup) but also the Elle-Stars have confirmed as the 2nd ladies team.
#2 by Francesco Totti on 21 July 2010 - 4:07 pm
I’m cutting my holiday short to be available for Buenner Cup.
#3 by Jindy on 21 July 2010 - 9:10 pm
Mmm… delicious.
#4 by Francesco Totti on 22 July 2010 - 1:28 pm
Can we have Goalden Delicious vs Elle Stars as the ultimate final? Can you order to rain for that?