Let’s get straight to it, as this week’s MOM was won by a county mile by new boy Jonny Hobson. 11 of the 15 votes went Jonny’s way, making it a surer thing than a Jimmy Saville fondle at a 14thbirthday party.
“If you don’t shoot, you can’t score”.
This week’s Henri Leconte had a distinctively Oriental feel to it. In third place, was the gaffer with his description of Thai Ladyboy experiences.In second place was Jonny, taking Albion’s array of illegal South East Asian potions and lotions to a new level and possibly explaining his high energy performance. Jonny used an ointment so potent if left the gaffer comparing the changing room to Guantanamo Bay and the rest of us with the clearest sinuses we’ve ever had.
But the winner, and some may say somewhat harshly was Will. Despite volunteering to go between the sticks and making his team mates life easier, Will wins this week’s Henri Leconte for a “Kamikaze†goalkeeping performance reminiscent of a young and marauding David James.