Abbott: Statistically Albion's MOTM
Better late than never I guess for the MOTM and Henri Leconte for the match against Croydon Postal… and somehow apt at the same time.
So winning by a single vote was Simon who edged out Barny and Steve for the MOTM award that week.
In the Henri Leconte Jade picked up a vote for failing to retrieve a wayward ball as did the particularly camp warm up. However, the winner was Ralph “Wiggum” McBaiden for an exchange which took place on the way back to the changing room and which we will recount in full.
Ralph: “Where can I read the match report?”
Jade: “On the website.”
Ralph: “Do we have a website?”
Myles: (muttering to himself) “Oh no.”
Jade: “Yep we have a website. The web address is on every email I send out.”
Myles: (rocking back and forth like Hoffman in Rain Main) “Don’t say it mate, don’t say it….”
Ralph: “I don’t really read the emails.”
Myles: “Shit I’m outta here…”
Jade: (raging) “You wh…”
Ralph: “I just skim through them to see if I’m involved and then get back to work.”
Myles: “Shit, man overboard. Gotta feeling you’re on the bench next week.”
Jade: “Sheeeeeeit.”